Friday, May 3, 2013

Shat my cat does: Part One

  Bob....ate...my....PIN CUSHION.

  Well, not so much, just all the needles and shat were 'picked' out of my pink sewing tomato, and was in the bathroom. I can't find the needles and I'm scared he hid them somewhere or he's going to have a very painful bowel movement tomorrow morning. However, thought process moving slowly here, it would have hurt going down right? And there would have been blood? Maybe?

  Damnit cat...if I didn't love him I'd strangle his furry tail, I wish I could XRAY him for cheap...we just spent $60 bucks last Monday =/

  Oh and if you have pets or are JUST getting cats... shit ALWAYS happens on a Sunday. ALWAYS!

Nap Time!

 

 
It is the cutest thing when he sleeps, because his paws curl up and he looks like THAT. You can't help but go AWWWW!




 
My favorite sleeping position because he's such a big cat (he's 13lbs and a huge for a kitty), he looks so big when he's stretched out like that lol



 
He knows he's cute...

The fuzzy terrorist


   Another 'without fail', any time I do homework, work or anything remotely productive having to do with paperwork, he will always be there to make sure he takes up as much space as possible and distract me with his cuteness.

Or if I am on the computer and doing my best to ignore him?
'Oh hai, mom, are you doing anything important?'
 
 

 
This is the fuzzy terrorist in action.

It's too early mom



  Every time (without fail) I do my make-up, this little fella has to be all up in my business, like, right there on the counter in front of me as I'm leaning over doing my make up.

  He wasn't quite awake for this shot.

Funny Faces




Bob Vs. Bowls

When he was little he was the sweetest little ball of fur. Would sleep 24/7 in and on just about anything.




  That is a small Pyrex I had that would catch water when it rains since we had a leak. He however thought I laid it out for him.

  Then he grew out of that bowl.




  He then took over my fruit bowl. Instead of fruit it held my mail, which is no wonder because we would have had some fuzzy fruit. He would start sleeping hard and knock the bowl over and spill himself out of it and on to the table.

  Then one day, he grew out of all the bowls and I think he was deeply sad and hurt until one day, while I was doing my make up, he managed to fit into another bowl.




  His butt fits and nothing else! lol, I love this cat, he is the strangest creature I've ever had, but he's my companion and he deserves some recognition <3